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lovelies! It gives me great pleasure today to host Lisa Diane Kastner and her
new book, “Jersey Diner”! For other
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Jersey Diner
by Lisa Diane Kastner
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GENRE: Commercial Romance
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BLURB:
Lauren
has a dead end job as a waitress at the Oaklyn Diner. She becomes ecstatic when
the diner is chosen to be the focal point of an upcoming movie, *Jersey Diner,*
starring Jonathan Pearce. When filming ends she moves to California to start a
new life with him. Lauren quickly discovers that all that she thought was real
and true are in question.
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EXCERPT ONE:
“Before
me the television hummed. The remote felt heavy and big in my hands. With the
next channel came my favorite interview show. The host, Lawrence Corran, spoke
with Jonathan. I couldn’t believe it. They played a rerun of my favorite
episode.
The
two men were on a stage with a black backdrop. On a table next to them stood
glasses filled with water. Lawrence, a small man with a receding hairline,
thick horn-rimmed glasses, a goatee, and a rounded jaw, sat across from
Jonathan. Jonathan lounged in his high backed chair. If someone else sat in the
chair, it would have been overpowering, but he looked confident, relaxed. Mama
used to call him a young Sean Connery. His thin black sweater provided a hint
of the muscles underneath it. A grey suit jacket hung from his shoulders. The
creases in his black suit pants followed the bend of his knees. I wanted to
reach in and touch those creases. He glowed with each move and every word. He
crossed his legs and formed a pyramid with his fingers.
“Wasn’t
that screen test for the next day?”
Jonathan
looked embarrassed by the question. “Yes. They said they could use someone with
my looks and then sent me home.”
I
moved closer to the screen.
“How
long after that test did you get your first part?”
“Six
months.”
“Now.
See students? Don’t get discouraged if they don’t call you back immediately.
Even Jonathan Pearce waited to get his first part.” Lawrence flipped to the
next note card.
“I
was an extra in a military movie called, The Edge of Life.”
My
lips moved in time with his.
“I
had one line. I said, ‘Sir, yes sir.’” His eyes crinkled with a touch of a
smile. I had heard this story a dozen times.
“Again,
students. Not only did he have to wait six months but he also had a very small
role.”
“After
that my next role wasn’t for another year. I took night classes and got a job
as a construction worker.”
“That’s
how you stayed trim.”
“I
wanted to spend my money on classes so I needed a job that would maintain my
physique.” Jonathan turned, looked at me and leaned in. “Lauren. Lauren? How
are you doing?”
I
looked around the living room. I felt self-conscious in my clothes. I tied the
knot in my robe tighter and pointed to myself as if another Lauren sat next to
me.
“Yes.
I wondered if you needed anything?” he said.
I
hesitated for a moment. My throat dried up as I tried to respond. “I-I-I’m
fine.”
Jonathan
rested back in his chair, tension eased from his shoulders. “Good. I’m glad to
hear it. I’ll be in town soon. We can get together for coffee.”
Did
Jonathan Pearce ask me out on a date? “I’m sorry? I mean. Sure. That. Would.
Be. Great.
”
I reached my hand out to touch the screen. To see if I could be there with him
and test if this was real. My fingertips reached the screen’s edge. The static
electrified them, covered them in a fuzzy haze that spread up my wrist and
traveled down my arm. It prepared me to become one with the images before me.
Ready me to become one with Jonathan.
I
prepared to break through the barrier of static, glass, and electricity, when
Jonathan said, “Lauren, you better get to bed.”
He
nudged my shoulder. “I gotta go now. Don’t forget. Coffee.” He winked. “Lauren.
Lauren?”
His
voice changed to emulate my father’s tone. Now that’s a gross thought. Someone
shook my shoulder a little more. A fog broke free from my mind. It forced me to
wake up. The television shone before me, my father clicking off the static
filled screen.
“You
should head to bed now.”
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GUEST POST:
Who Inspired Your Love for Books?
When
I was a child, my father was a radio personality who had a bad habit of getting
fired. Before Howard Stern was Howard
Stern and exclaiming expletives, my father accidentally said the F-bomb on the
air (He thought the mike was turned off). Sadly, the station’s general manager
was listening and promptly fired him. This resulted in long stretches of him
working dead end jobs and overnight gigs in between his true passion which was
being On the Air. He had a long stretch as a paperboy which at least allowed
him to put food on the table and pay our basic bills. He was a very hardworking
and proud man. He didn’t want food
stamps. He wanted to earn every dollar himself.
Meanwhile,
my mom was a social worker who disappeared for a year, returned and then
disappeared again for another year. Later she was diagnosed with paranoid
schizophrenia so her random flights from home were typically instances in which
she had an episode. We lived in Camden, NJ which at the time was the murder
capitol of the United States.
Needless
to say, I needed escapes from my day-to-day life and one of the main escapes
was in books. I voraciously read the books I was assigned. I wandered through
the school library in search of stories and of worlds that would catapult me
away from the world I lived in. The genre didn’t matter. What mattered to me
was the story and characters that engaged me. I read The Count of Monte Cristo
in one weekend. The same with several other books. If there was an extra book
assignment, I raised my hand because it meant that here was another world I could
enjoy.
My
parents and my stepmother encouraged me to write. Being such an avid reader,
writing seemed like a natural progression. My mother bought me huge sheets of
paper on which I drew comics and wrote stories. My step mother gave me a white
journal with gold leafing. Although I never embraced writing a diary, I did
embrace writing songs, poetry, and random snippets of stories.
As I
got older, my father taught me how to write Associated Press style and the
upside down pyramid (both are classics for journalists), which I found
invaluable when writing for school. When
I reached high school, my teachers encouraged me to write stories and poetry.
Although
I was a journalist for a bit, I had dropped my creative writing pursuits until
after completing my masters degree. Literally the day I completed my final
presentation, I rushed home and wrote a short story. I felt compelled to write.
Unsure of my abilities, I made a pact with myself – I would revise the short
story and submit it to a conference to obtain feedback. If the feedback was horrible then I would
stop writing.
I
submitted it to the Philadelphia Writers Conference. The second day, the
instructor pulled me aside and said he needed to talk to me. I was terrified. I
thought he was going to kick me out of the class. Later that day, we met and he
told me I was a natural writer and that I needed to write. He had rarely seen
such a gift for storytelling and use of words. I nearly cried.
Throughout my life, someone acted as a beacon
for me to continue writing.
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AUTHOR BIO:
Lisa is
a former correspondent for the Philadelphia Theatre Review and Features Editor
for the Picolata Review, her short stories have appeared in magazines and
journals such as StraightJackets Magazine and HESA Inprint. In 2007 Kastner was
featured in the Fresh Lines @ Fresh Nine, a public reading hosted by Gross
McCleaf Art Gallery.
She
founded Running Wild Writers and is the former president of Pennwriters, Inc.
(www.pennwriters.com). She received her MFA in Creative Writing from Fairfield
University, her MBA from Pennsylvania State and her BS from Drexel University
(She’s definitely full of it). Her novel THE KEEPER OF LOST THINGS was
shortlisted in the fiction category of the William Faulkner Words and Wisdom
Award and her memoir BREATHE was a semi-finalist in the nonfiction category of
the same award.
Lisa
presented at a TEDx in Seattle on The Power of Connecting. And presented at the
Association of Writers and Writing Programs (AWP) on the “You Sent Us What?”
panel.
Born
and raised in Camden, New Jersey The Redness migrated to Philadelphia in her
twenties and eventually transported to Los Angeles, California with her
partner-in-crime and ever-talented husband. They nurture two felonious felines
who anxiously encourage and engage in little sparks of anarchy.
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GIVEAWAY INFO:
Lisa will be awarding a
$50, a $25 and a $10 Amazon or Barnes and Noble GC to a randomly drawn
winners (three winners) via Rafflecopter during the tour.
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Congrats on the tour and thanks for the chance to win :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for hosting!
ReplyDeleteThank you for having me. Looking forward to answering questions.
ReplyDeleteI like the sound of the book.
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Hi Rita and Bridget, So glad you like the sound of the book. Looking forward to hearing what you think of it.
ReplyDeleteLisa
Thanks, Trix! xo
ReplyDeleteSounds like a great book!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Victoria.
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ReplyDeleteLisa
Thanks so much for sharing an excerpt and author guest post. I enjoyed reading.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Bea. Hope you enjoy the book.
DeleteEnjoyed reading the Guest post, wow, you went through a lot but so happy you turned to reading then inspired to be a writer. That is awesome!
ReplyDeleteThanks, James, for your kind words. Hope you have the chance to read the book. Would love to hear what you think.
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Good Afternoon! Been missing my entries between work and trying to fix up this old home I bought. Back today finally to once again thank you for the chance at winning.
ReplyDeleteNot such a nice day here in Michigan today. Hope it's sunny where you are. Thanks for all you do bringing us such terrific giveaways to enter.
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