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Thursday, December 12, 2024

A Cowboy for Christmas by Bobbi Smith - Book Tour - Blurb Blitz - Giveaway - Enter Daily!


A Cowboy for Christmas
by Bobbi Smith


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GENRE:   Historical Fiction


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BOOK BLURB:


Dan Roland has always gone it alone. And no prissy miss from back East is going to convince him to do otherwise. Even if she does have the most alluring brown eyes he’s ever seen. But when his boss suddenly orders that he help the brunette beauty find a buried treasure, the rugged ranch foreman doesn’t have any choice but to offer his protection.

It’s not just the weather leaving Penny Anderson feeling a bit chilly upon her return to Texas. First she gets the news that her ailing father has hidden the family fortune. Then she learns Dan Roland is the only one he trusts to help her find it. And yet one teasing, tempting kiss at a time, he starts to thaw her out until all she yearns for is A COWBOY FOR CHRISTMAS.

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EXCERPT TWO:


John couldn’t believe his luck as he tracked Dan and Penny. Things were turning out far better than he’d ever hoped. First, he’d turn their horses loose and then he’d get the money from them and take off. His plan was perfect. This blue norther would take care of everything else for him.

Dan and Penny were so far away from the line shack they wouldn’t last in the freezing cold, and even if they did survive, he’d be long gone by the time anyone rescued them.

Feeling more confident than ever, John moved down to where they’d left their horses. He checked the saddlebags and found the metal box filled with money that they’d found on their first dig.  After running the horses off, he went to find them.

John reached the drop-off on the side of the road and was surprised to see Dan and Penny on their way up carrying another box of money. He stepped back to stay out of sight until Dan reached the trail. 

Dan got to the top and helped Penny up to find John waiting there for them. He immediately feared the worst – that he’d come after them because Jack had died.

“John, what happened?”

“Nothing’s happened … yet,” John said, his tone serious.

“Then why are you here?” Dan demanded.

John’s expression turned deadly. “I want the money.” He drew his gun and aimed it at them. “Just toss the box over here, real easy.”

“Don’t do this. You’ll never get away with it.”

“Thieves only get in trouble if they get caught,” John sneered, “I’ll be so far gone before anyone finds out what I did, they won’t have a chance. Now, throw that box over here or I’ll shoot the girl.”

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AUTHOR BIO:


After working as a department manager for Famous-Barr, and briefly as a clerk at a bookstore, Bobbi Smith gave up on career security and began writing. She sold her first book to Zebra in 1982.

Since then, Bobbi has written over 40 books and 6 novellas. To date, there are more than five million of her novels in print. She has been awarded the prestigious Romantic Times Storyteller of the Year Award and two Career Achievement Awards. Her books have appeared on numerous bestseller lists.

When she's not working on her novels, she is frequently a guest speaker for writer's groups. Bobbi is mother of two sons and resides in St. Charles, Missouri with her husband and three dogs.

Romantic Times Storyteller of the Year

NY Times Bestseller

USA Today Bestseller

Inducted into the Sigma Tau Delta Literary Fraternity

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Wednesday, December 11, 2024

Smelling Daisies by Elysia and Mark Stevens - Book Tour - Guest Post - Giveaway - Enter Daily!


Smelling Daisies
by Elysia and Mark Stevens


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GENRE:   Historical Romantic Comedy


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BOOK BLURB:


Whenever things seem to fall apart around Daisy, romance novels are her way of escaping. When immersed in a novel, she can imagine herself in the story as the lead female character. Still, the difference between her and the typical female character in her novels is that she is not your average damsel in distress.

Daisy was raised by a military father who ensured his daughter knew survival skills and how to protect herself. Following in her beloved father's footsteps, Daisy joined the army and met Justin. Eventually, Daisy's dreams would come true. While on a decompression stop after a deployment overseas, she finds herself at the Lachlan Castle in Scotland. There, she is thrown back in time to the era she loves to read about, but things are nothing like she imagined.

When Daisy befriends a bonnie Scottish lass, she finds herself in a haven under the roof of the girl's brother, a laird named Alick. It becomes clear that the laird is constantly challenged by the many nuances of Daisy's status as a modern-day female soldier as she attempts to navigate the dangerous life in medieval Scotland. While trying her best to fit in, Daisy stumbles upon a psychotic baron named Thomas, who loves to torture women and is fascinated with her.

Both Laird Alick and Baron Thomas want to tame the lioness in Daisy but for different reasons. But Daisy is ill-prepared for medieval love or warfare and must train her heart and head to face what's coming next.

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EXCERPT ONE:


Two floors below mine, I felt safe that I would come out of this situation unscathed, so I decided to sneak out a little squeaker to relieve some of the pressure. If I learned anything from this situation, it was this: you can spend your whole day out and about and not see one goodlooking guy, but if you blow one little fart in an elevator, one will suddenly appear like Houdini.

As the ding chimed and the elevator doors opened one floor below mine, I sheepishly stood in my stench, staring into the face of a tall, muscular, blond-haired, brown-eyed hunk of a man. I could tell he didn’t appreciate the treat that I left for him. So, there was only one thing to do in this situation, and that was to stay cool and collected, as though nothing had happened, even though it was pretty evident that I had just dumped my guts. The look he gave me as he stopped in his tracks and raised one eyebrow before turning and pressing the button for the thirtieth floor made me blurt out the first thing that came to mind.

“Do you smell popcorn?” I said. Instantly, I regretted my words, as heat rose to my cheeks.

He gave me a sideways smirk and faced the doors as they closed, replying, “I am not sure where you buy your popcorn, but if it smells like that, I wouldn’t recommend buying it again.”

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GUEST POST:


Smelling Daisies Soundtrack:


1.)  Wildflowers and Wild Horses - Lainey Wilson 
2.)  Black Honey - Thrice
3.)  Soldiers - Otherwise
4.)  Space Lord - Monster Magnet
5.)  Zombie - Bad Wolves
6.)  These Arms of Mine - Otis Redding
7.)  Wicked Games - Stone Sour
8.)  I’d Do Anything for Love - Meat Loaf
9.)  1000 Years - Bush (with Amy Lee)
10.)  The Emptiness Machine - Linkin Park

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AUTHOR BIO:



Hi, I am Elysia Stevens, and I am a big fan of rom-coms, which should not be a surprise after reading this story. Most would describe me as eccentric in my personality, which really stands out in my choice of attire. I love to wear fun socks, and every Friday I celebrate “Fabio Friday” by wearing a Fabio T-shirt for all to enjoy (luv ya, Fabio!). Thankfully, my husband, Mark Stevens, has a lot of patience because I can’t sit still for more than five minutes at a time and always have my head in the clouds. He has been my partner in life for over eighteen years, and there is nothing we can’t and don’t tackle together. My husband’s taste generally ranges from Stephen King to classic literature, but being the great guy he is, he not only read my rom-com novel but also co-authored it with me! Unfortunately, he still doesn’t understand the appeal of a good naughty scene in a book, but I won’t hold that against him.

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Raw Silk 25th Anniversary Edition by Lisabet Sarai - Book Tour - Exclusive Excerpt - Giveaway - Enter Daily!


Raw Silk
by Lisabet Sarai


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GENRE:   Multicultural Romantic Erotica


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BOOK BLURB:


In a foreign land, a woman discovers exotic new realms of the senses.

“You were born to this. You may not understand, yet. You may not believe. But I will teach you.”

When software engineer Kate O’Neill leaves her lover David to take a job in Thailand, she embarks on a sensual journey that will change her forever.

In the glittering City of Angels, Kate becomes sexually involved with two very different men—a handsome and debauched member of the Thai aristocracy, and the charismatic, dominant proprietor of a sex bar. With Anand Rajchitraprasong, she discovers her own almost unlimited capacity for erotic pleasure. Meanwhile, Gregory Marshall shows her what she has hidden from herself: a deep desire to submit, to surrender herself body and soul to someone with the power and compassion to master her.

Each lascivious adventure binds her more closely to her lovers. Then David comes to Bangkok, and Kate realizes that she must choose one of the three men who all desire her.

Long considered an erotic classic, Raw Silk chronicles one woman’s intimate voyage toward love and self-understanding. This twenty-fifth anniversary edition has been freshly edited and includes a new introduction plus a bonus chapter.

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EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT:


“Excuse me,” said Kate brusquely, pushing past him. She walked doggedly on, her heart pounding madly. She felt vulnerable and highly visible in her stylishly short skirt and high-heeled pumps. She tried to remember whether she had seen any other Western women since she had entered the street. The eyes of both the Thai and the Western men followed her progress down the neon-lit lane.

Then, a little way down the block, she saw the turquoise lights advertising The Grotto. Below the sign, just outside the dark-draped doorway, Gregory Marshall stood talking to a striking Thai woman.

An odd relief washed over Kate. She hastened toward the couple. As if sensing her approach, Marshall looked up. She could swear that she saw a genuine smile of welcome on his face as she drew herself up in front of him.

“Kate! What a pleasant surprise! I did not expect you—tonight.” He made a slight movement, as if he were about to bend down and kiss her, then caught himself. He didn’t touch her, but she thought she could feel the heat emanating from his black-clad frame.

Instead, he turned to the Thai woman next to him and put his arm around her shoulder. “Noi, this is Kate, from DigiThai. The one I told you about. Kate, allow me to present Noi, my partner in The Grotto. Noi works as my mamasan, making sure the girls are safe and keeping them in line.” He kissed Noi briefly on the cheek. “I don’t know what I would do without her.”

Kate felt a tightening in her chest. Jealousy, anger, and embarrassment struggled within her.

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AUTHOR BIO:



Lisabet Sarai became addicted to words at an early age. She began reading when she was four. She wrote her first story at five years old and her first poem at seven. Since then, she has written plays, tutorials, scholarly articles, marketing brochures, software specifications, self-help books, press releases, a five-hundred page dissertation, and lots of erotica and erotic romance, in nearly every sub-genre—paranormal, scifi, ménage, BDSM, GLBT, and more. 

Twenty-five years ago, Lisabet published her first novel, the exuberantly erotic romance Raw Silk. The 2024 edition of this classic introduces a new generation of readers to this intense chronicle of one woman’s sensual journey.

Lisabet lives in Southeast Asia with her husband of over forty years and several rescue cats, where she pursues an occupation completely unrelated to her literary endeavors. 

You’ll find information and excerpts from all Lisabet’s books on her website, along with more than fifty free stories and lots more. At her blog Beyond Romance, she shares her philosophy and her news and hosts lots of other great authors. She’s also on Goodreads, BookBub and Twitter. Join her VIP email list here: https://btn.ymlp.com/xgjjhmhugmgh

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Tuesday, December 10, 2024

These Are Not My Words (I Just Wrote Them) by Donovan Hufnagle - Book Tour - Guest Post - Giveaway - Enter Daily!


These Are Not My Words
(I Just Wrote Them)
by Donovan Hufnagle

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GENRE:   Poetry

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BOOK BLURB:

Echoing Chuck Palahniuk’s statement. “Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known,” this collection explores identity. These poems drift down rivers of old, using histories private and public and visit people that I love and loathe. Through heroes and villains, music and cartoons, literature and comics, science and wonder, and shadow and light, each poem canals the various channels of self and invention. As in the poem, “Credentials,” “I am a collage of memories and unicorn stickers…[by] those that have witnessed and been witnessed.”

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EXCERPT ONE:

Refurbished

Susan taught me that poetic energy lies 
between the lines, white noise scratching 
and clawing between images, ideas,
things…

And like a poem, 
the chair was molded by my Tio’s hands, 
an antique wooden upholstered desk chair. 

My Tio moved from Durango, Mexico 
to Forth Worth in 1955.

He became a mason and wood worker. 

He bricked the stockyards

He built the signs 

He died in 2005.

Now, 
matted. Worn. Faded floral design. Wood 
scarred like healing flesh. 

The arms torn, ratted by the heft of his arms 
and the stress of the days. The foam peeks
out. 

The brass upholstery tacks rusted. I count
1000 of them. With each, 
I mallet a fork-tongue driver under its head.
A tap, tap, tapping until it sinks beneath the tack, 
until the tack springs from its place.
I couldn’t help but think of a woodpecker.
A tap, tap, tapping into Post Oak, 
a rhythm…each scrap of wood falling to the ground
until a home is formed. 
Until each piece of wood like the tacks removed 
shelter something new. 

I remove the staples, the foam, the fabric, 
the upholstery straps 
until it’s bones. 
I sand and stain
until its bones shine.

I layer and wrap its bones with upholstery straps, 
foam, fabric, staples and tacks. 
New tacks, Brass medallions 
adorning the whole, but holding it
all together—
its bones
its memories,
its energy.

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GUEST POST:

Advice for New Writers

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… one of my mentors, as Obi-Wan Kenobi did for Luke, gave me advice. He told me, “It is more important to know how things come to mean rather than what things mean.” In other words, it is more important to understand how the poem functions in order to create its meaning rather than what the poem actually means. Though I use my mentor’s perception mostly to teach students how to read poetry, I also think it applies when writing poetry.

Trying to understand the meaning of a poem is the incorrect approach to understanding poetry. Maybe it’s not incorrect, per se, but if you want to be like Sisyphus and push an immense boulder up a hill, repeating this action for eternity, and never reaching the top of that hill, go ahead and try to find the meaning in poems. Besides, many poems don’t have clear meanings. Tell me what Ezra Pound’s famous poem “In a Station of the Metro” means, for instance:

The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
Petals on a wet, black bough.

My initial response is, “Who cares?” What is more significant and thought-provoking to understand is that the poem contains two juxtaposed images that have some sort of implicit relationship. This connection is where the poetic energy lies. I think Billy Collins’s poem “Introduction to Poetry” says it best:

But all they want to do
is tie the poem to a chair with rope
and torture a confession out of it.

One of the main mistakes we make is to try and find meaning in a poem. First, feel the poem. Listen to it and stop trying to understand it.

Then, look at it parts. The poetic energy is not in its meaning, but in its formation. If we find meaning in a poem, great, but it is not worth trying to force the meaning as Collins writes. Instead, focus on how the poem comes together. The power of the poem is in the equation, the juxtaposition between the faces and the petals, for instance. What that equation equals is not as important if it is important at all.
 
My advice to writers, then, is to not trap yourself into thinking that your poem must have a clear meaning. Don’t get me wrong, the poem needs to have clear and tangible imagery; we need concreteness in the poem such as “In a Station of the Metro,” but avoid pigeonholing the poem to a prescribed agenda. If you have a good idea for a poem, allow the words to write the poem. Write one word or one line and use that line to write the next and the next. If there is a line you love, for example, but it doesn’t necessarily fit in the current poem, remove it and save it for later. In fact, I tell students all the time, “The thing you love most is probably the first thing you need to remove.” If you love something so much, you will be less likely to edit it. And all things will need editing at some point. Moreover, let the poem end itself. Don’t force an ending because you think it is going to work.

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AUTHOR BIO:


Donovan Hufnagle is a husband, a father of three, and a professor of English and Humanities. He moved from Southern California to Prescott, Arizona to Fort Worth, Texas. He has five poetry collections: These Are Not My Words (I Just Wrote Them), Raw Flesh Flash: The Incomplete, Unfinished Documenting Of, The Sunshine Special, Shoebox, and 30 Days of 19. Other recent writings have appeared in Tempered Runes Press, Solum Literary Press, Poetry Box, Beyond Words, Wingless Dreamer, Subprimal Poetry Art, Americana Popular Culture Magazine, Shufpoetry, Kitty Litter Press, Carbon Culture, Amarillo Bay, Borderlands, Tattoo Highway, The New York Quarterly, Rougarou, and others.

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Mindcraft by Darryl Vidal - Book Tour - Book Blast - Giveaway - Enter Daily!


This post is part of a virtual book tour organized by Goddess Fish Promotions. Darryl Vidal will be awarding a $25 Amazon OR Barnes and Noble Gift Card (Winner's Choice!!!) to a randomly drawn winner. Click on the tour banner to see the other stops on the tour.

On the eve of the Global MindCraft Universe Challenge, Justin Turner, a teenage master of the titular virtual reality game, and his friends (known online as the Digital Mavericks) discover a sinister underbelly within the MindCraft Universe that may use artificial intelligence and virtual manipulation to end the world as we know it.
EXCERPT TWO:

The foray into EduNex’s Curriculum base unfolded like a treasure trove of knowledge, offering a profound depth of data and information across every conceivable discipline and subject. In the core of his academic pilgrimage lay a technological marvel that wove the fabric of education and technology into an academic spider’s web—EduNex. The school's Learning Management System stood as the bedrock of educational efficacy. A ubiquitous platform that boosts every student’s aptitude in every aspect of their learning experience.

EduNex wasn't just an LMS; it was an educational ecosystem that had become the standard across all schools in the state. Its influence extended far beyond the confines of a traditional learning management system. When Justin navigated its intuitive VR interface, he often found himself immersed in a world where every nuance of the learning process was invisibly aided. It wasn’t a cheating platform—more of a virtual world book encyclopedia—without the book.

The scope of EduNex was staggering. It served as the central repository for student information¬—a digital canvas where class syllabi, schedules, grades, and academic reports coexisted. But it went further, seamlessly integrating the intricacies of remote and hybrid learning. Voice and video conferencing brought the classroom to life, transcending physical boundaries and fostering an environment where learning knew no limits and no borders.

Everything on EduNex is collaborative. Whether with peer students, teachers, subject-matter-experts, researchers, or anyone else with an Internet connection—every module within the EduNex suite offered the ability to collaborate.

AUTHOR BIO:
Darryl Vidal is an accomplished entrepreneur, author and education technology consultant with over 30 years of experience working with the largest school districts in Southern California. He is a futurist and fan of Artificial Intelligence, and an avid reader of the sciences, philosophy, and techno-thrillers.

He holds a Bachelor’s Degree in Business Information Management and a Master’s Degree (MA Ed) in Education (Instructional Technology) from California State University, San Bernardino. He has also published eight critically acclaimed books on Educational Technology, Ed Tech Strategic Planning and Digital Transformation, and has developed the formal strategic planning and project management methodology known as MapIT.

Darryl has been a student and teacher of the art of Kenpo Karate for over 50 years. He has been teaching Karate in Murrieta for the city’s Parks and Recreation Department for the past 30+ years. He also founded and heads the Murrieta Stick Fighting Club (Filipino Martial Arts). This has led to him earning the highest honor given in martial arts when he was promoted to Grandmaster - Ju Dan, 10th Degree Black Belt in 2012.

He is widely known for his appearance in 1984’s The Karate Kid, playing himself in the tournament semi-finals, as well as acting as a stunt-double for Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi). He is also credited with inventing the iconic Crane Kick.

MindCraft: The Educational Singularity is Darryl’s second novel in over twenty years and his first science fiction endeavor.

Monday, December 9, 2024

One Night Stands and Lesson Plans by M. Jayne LaDow - Book Tour - Book Blast - Giveaway - Enter Daily!


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In the close-knit town of Marchfield, where gossip spreads faster than a teenager’s texts, English teacher Audrey Fremont and Algebra instructor Oz Taylor find themselves at the center of a scandal—and a romance neither saw coming.

A few too many drinks at Happy Hour and a glimpse of his infuriatingly sexy shoulders lead to a one-night stand that should have ended there—but didn’t. Relentlessly organized and a bit of a perfectionist, Audrey is horrified to discover that Oz is one of her new coworkers. Yet, stolen glances in the hallway, moments in the copy room, and snarky banter make keeping it “no strings attached” nearly impossible to maintain.

With meddling friends and nosy colleagues already placing bets on their romance, Audrey and Oz can’t ignore the chemistry simmering between them. But just when Audrey thinks she’s got everything under control, a surprise confession from Oz leaves her questioning everything she thought she knew about love.

In a town where everyone’s watching, Audrey and Oz must decide: will they keep playing it safe, or risk their hearts on a love that could change everything?

EXCERPT TWO:


Val giggled. “Audrey and Oz were trading tongues."

“Stop it!” Audrey jumped off my lap. I missed her soft, warm body immediately.

“Damn,” Keith whistled. “You do know, Audrey, he uses that tongue to teach math."

Bobby high-fived Keith and then bent over laughing. When Bobby stood back up, her face was red. She gasped for breath between chuckles. Mel patted her back.

I stood up, brushing past my not-so-well-meaning friends to stand by Red.

“Audrey likes big axes," Val rapped while the others laughed. Audrey’s lips twitched and then straightened as she seemed to choke down the urge to join in.

“Sir Mix-A-Lot should sue your ass for butchering his song,” I joked.

And of course, Bobby jumped in. “And when Oz walks in with his big hard ax–”

“Are you buffoons drunk?” I interrupted her, crossing my arms over my chest.

Audrey turned away and let out a soft sound beside me. I heard her take a deep, shaky breath. If these idiots made her cry, they would regret it. I hated it when women cried.

I followed her, reaching over to pat her shoulder. What should I say? When she looked up at me, I braced myself for a look of wet humiliation. But Audrey’s green eyes sparkled as she burst out in laughter.

“Big, hard ax,” she gasped between giggles.

My own lips quivered, and I let out a chuckle. “My ax is pretty impressive.”

AUTHOR BIO:


M. Jayne LaDow is a playwright and author who leapt into writing romance after spending thirty-three years wrangling middle school English students. Her rom-coms are hilariously inspired by her years in education, where she was regularly pied in the face, sang classroom karaoke, and dressed up like characters from novels. She resides with her very patient husband, two brilliant yet snarky children, three cuddly rescue cats, a toe-biting tortoise, and a bearded dragon who judges her life choices from his terrarium.

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Thursday, December 5, 2024

‘Tis the Season to Feel Inadequate: Holidays, Special Occasions and Other Times Our Celebrations Get Out of Hand by Dorothy Rosby - Book Tour - Guest Post - Giveaway - Enter Daily!



'Tis the Season to Feel Inadequate
by Dorothy Rosby


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GENRE: Humorous Essays

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BOOK BLURB:

Christmas comes but once a year; chaos never ends! Happy Halloween, merry Christmas and joyful Lumpy Rug Day. That’s real, by the way. Lumpy Rug Day is celebrated every May 3, though “celebrated” might be too strong a word. It’s the American way to create a celebration for everything, then turn it into a chore or worse, a nightmare. ’Tis the Season to Feel Inadequate is a collection of humorous essays about how we let our expectations steal the joy out of Christmas and other holidays and special events. It’s understanding for those who think Christmas form letters can be honest—or they can be interesting. And it’s empathy for anyone who’s ever gotten poison ivy during Nude Recreation Week or eaten all their Halloween candy and had to hand out instant oatmeal packets to their trick-or-treaters.

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EXCERPT TWO:

Excerpt from Essay: The First Year of the Rest of Your Life

… I’ve studied the topic of New Year’s resolutions. And from my extensive research, I’ve gleaned the following tips for keeping them:

1.Write them down. The simple act of putting your resolutions on paper will make them seem more doable and make you feel more committed to them. Also, if you fail you’ll have your list ready when it comes time to make resolutions next year.

2.Frame your resolutions in a positive way. For example, instead of saying “next year I will stop being a couch potato,” say “Next year, I will become a couch asparagus, which has fewer carbohydrates.”

3.Don’t let setbacks discourage you. If you fall off the wagon get right back in the saddle! Tomorrow’s another day. Never say die. Then next year resolve to stop using clichés.

4.Keep a journal of your progress. It could look something like this. January 1: I resolve to walk the dog daily. This is going to be so fun! January 2: Spotty and I walked four blocks. We are bonding and getting fit at the same time! Tomorrow we’ll do five. January 3: Spotty and I walked four blocks again. It’s okay once we’re walking but I hate getting up early. January 4: Spotty and I walked just two blocks today. It’s so cold this time of year. January 5: I forgot to walk Spotty. January 6: Spotty isn’t my dog. We got him for the kids. Let them walk him.

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Five Reasons You Should Read My Book

If you’ve ever won your company’s Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest without even entering, or lost your temper and called Santa Claus a big fat fake in front of a five-year-old or came to blows with another Christmas shopper over the last air fryer on the shelf, this book is for you. ‘Tis the Season to Feel Inadequate: Holidays, Special Occasions and Other Times Our Celebrations Get Out of Hand is a collection of humorous essays about how we let our expectations steal the joy out of holidays and special occasions.

Here are just five of the many lessons you’ll learn reading it.

1) You’ll learn to master the Christmas form letter with valuable tips like these: Be brief; the holiday letter should be the trailer, not the whole movie. Personalize your holiday form letter by enclosing a lock of your hair or your child’s tooth. And never say something in your Christmas form letter that only applies to a few of the people on your address list, for example, “If you’re ever in town, you’re welcome to stay with us.”

2) You’ll learn to spot and avoid giving the three worst kinds of Christmas gifts: One, the gift you give not because the recipient wants it, but because you want them to have it, for example, cooking lessons for your spouse or gift certificates for tattoo removal for your grown child. Two, the gift you give because you want it for yourself and based on the shape, size and weight of the packages under your tree, you’re sure no one got it for you. Then you plan to tell your spouse that you got them Make Your Own Greek Yogurt Kit so that the two of you could spend more quality time together. And three, the gift you give because you don’t have a single idea and you’re flat out of time to come up with one. If you’ve ever found yourself at the mall at 4 p.m. on Christmas Eve considering a decorative toilet paper dispenser complete with AM/FM radio, clock and emergency siren I’ve got two words for you: gift card.

But this isn’t just about Christmas. You’ll learn to feel less inadequate other times of the year too.

3) You’ll learn to make New Year’s Resolutions you can stick to until at least January 3 with helpful tips like this one: Frame your resolutions in a positive way. Instead of saying “next year I’ll stop being a couch potato,” say “I’ll become a couch asparagus, which has fewer carbohydrates.”

4) You’ll learn to create lovely, homemade Valentine cards sure to be cherished by your sweetie. I’ve even included some heartfelt verses you can use in your card. For example, Darling, Love is a mystery! And so is the reason you put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard. And To My Companion on Life’s Highway, Of course I think you’re a good driver. And with some coaching from me you could be a great driver.”

5) Most importantly you’ll learn you’re not alone. I start with Christmas and continue on through the year tackling the feelings of inadequacy that arise during special occasions like graduations, class reunions and weddings as well as major and minor holidays. I wrap things up with Thanksgiving when I attempt to answer that age-old question: Does the five-second rule apply to a Thanksgiving turkey that’s been dropped en route from the oven to the counter.

So yes, if you read this book, you’re guaranteed to feel adequate—or at least more adequate than I am.

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AUTHOR BIO:

Dorothy Rosby is an author humor columnist whose work regularly appears in publications throughout the West and Midwest. Her humor writing has been recognized by the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the National Federation of Press Women and the South Dakota Newspaper Association. In 2022 she was named the global winner in the Erma Bombeck Writers Competition in the humor writing category. She’s the author of four books of humorous essays.

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