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Monday, April 2, 2018

Edger by David Beem - Blurb Blitz - Giveaway - Enter Daily!


Hi lovelies! It gives me great pleasure today to host David Beem and his new book, “Edger”!  For other stops on his Goddess Fish Promotions Book Tour, please click on the banner above or any of the images in this post.

Be sure to make it to the end of this post to enter to win a $50 Amazon or Barnes and Noble Gift Card!!!  Also, come back daily to interact with David and to increase your chances of winning!

Thanks for stopping by!  Wishing you lots of luck in this fabulous giveaway!


Edger
by David Beem

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GENRE: Comedy Fiction

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BLURB:

It’s been said every story must start somewhere. Ours begins with a professional dork. The kind who fixes computers and lives in his gran’s basement. The kind tapped by destiny (that saucy minx) to become the world’s first superhero!

And not a moment too soon…

A nano-sized artificial intelligence is on the loose! It got itself dart-gunned into a cow butt by a frog man in a porn store! Two stoners are corrupting it on twitter! And that’s just the first three pages!!

Join our dork of destiny as he channels the collective unconscious—his psychic superpower—in a harrowing tale of high drama, romance, betrayal, revenge, jesus chickens, cocaine, weirdos, magicians, ninjas, nfl spies, and disco ball water torture administered to the tune of rapture, by blondie. My god, man, what does it all mean!?

It means uncorking that next bottle of wine isn’t only a good idea—it’s advisable.

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EXCERPT ONE:


“Morning, sleepyhead.”

I roll onto my side. A bar of honey-golden sunlight is bisecting a bare and definitely female leg in my bed.

Something like a popped clutch hitches in my chest.

I snatch the blankets and try to yank them up to my neck. They won’t come, because Mary—beautiful Mary Thomas—is sitting on the edge of my bed. The blankets are trapped beneath her beautiful butt, which happens to be wearing my favorite boxers. And the rest of her is in my Notre Dame jersey.

“What’re you—how’re you—what’re you—are you wearing my clothes?”

“I got to thinking,” she says, standing and sashaying over to my desk, where she picks up the picture of me and Dad. Her blonde hair is gleaming in the morning sunlight. Her legs are long, toned, and tan. I bite the side of my tongue, and my gaze snaps to eye level just in time; she sets down the picture and faces me.

“I’m going to help you.”

I yank my sheets up to my neck and count to ten. I’ve missed something. Maybe more than one critical something. Probably an entire chapter of critical somethings torn from the story of my life while I was sleeping.

I release the sheets and sit up. “How did you get in here?”

“Through the window.”

“I mean—okay. Not to be rude or anything, but…why are you in my room?”

“I’m glad you asked that, Edger,” she says, like her sitting at my desk and wearing my boxers and jersey is the most normal freaking thing in the history of normal freaking things. “I know we just met yesterday, but I think it’s time we moved in together.”

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AUTHOR BIO:


David Beem enjoys superhero movies, taekwondo, and flossing. He lives in Djibouti with his family and crippling self-doubt. Help actualize David’s inner confidence. Visit his website today, and buy all the stuff.

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CONNECT WITH DAVID:

Website:

Email:
edgerbook@gmail.com

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Goodreads Author Page:

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AMAZON BOOK BUY LINKS:

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GIVEAWAY INFO:

David will be awarding a $50 Amazon or B/N GC to a randomly drawn winner via Rafflecopter during the tour.


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This contest is sponsored by a third party. Fabulous and Brunette is a registered host of Goddess Fish Promotions.  Prizes are given away by the sponsors and not Fabulous and Brunette. The featured author and Goddess Fish Promotions are solely responsible for the giveaway prize.

20 comments:

  1. David ~ It is great to have you here! Congrats on your new book and good luck on the book tour! :)

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    1. Good morning, Ally! THANK YOU so much for having me here and sharing my book with your readers! Looking forward to a fun day ahead!

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  2. Congrats on the tour and I appreciate the excerpt and the great giveaway as well. Love the tours, I get to find books and share with my sisters the ones I know they would enjoy reading and they both love to read. Thank you!

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    1. Well, if your sisters like to laugh and enjoy superheroes with a bit of romance thrown in, they may enjoy this one. Thank you for stopping by and introducing yourself! Have a good day, James!

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  3. I enjoyed getting to know your book; congrats on the tour, I hope it is a fun one for you, and thanks for the chance to win :)

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    1. Thank you, Lisa! Ally is clearly running an awesome blog here! It's so nice to connect with you. Exciting day ahead!

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    1. Wow, Marianne and/or Judy--one of you two were up late! Hope you get some sleep, and thank you for organizing such a remarkable tour.

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  5. Thanks for the giveaway; I like the excerpt. :)

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    1. I'm glad you enjoyed the excerpt! This is a bit into the book so *kind of* spoiler-y, but not really. Thank you for stopping by and saying hello, Cali!

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  6. It's got weirdos, ninjas, and magicians. How can it NOT be, right? ;) ;) ;)

    Thank you for stopping by, Rita!

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    1. Thank you, Victoria! And thank you for stopping by!

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  8. Good luck with the release!

    --Trix

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  9. Hey guys, I'm going to sign off for tonight! Thank you so much Ally Swanson for hosting! I had a great time and couldn't imagine a better place for kicking off my tour!!!

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  10. I really enjoyed reading the entire post today. This is a new author for me so thank you for the reveal!

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    1. Awesome, Nikolina! Thank you for stopping by!

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  11. I just love your excerpt and I would love to read your book.

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  12. I enjoyed the excerpt! It certainly sounds like a good read for my springtime reading,

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