Hi lovelies! It gives me great pleasure today to host Ann
Crawford and her new book, “Fresh off the Starship”! For other stops on her Goddess Fish
Promotions Book Tour, please click on the banner above or any of the images in
this post.
Be sure to make it to the
end of this post to enter to win a $25 Amazon or Barnes and Noble Gift Card!! Also, come back daily to interact with Ann
and to increase your chances of winning!
This book is on SALE
during the book tour for ONLY $0.99!!!
See below for more details.
Thanks for stopping
by! Wishing you lots of luck in this
fabulous giveaway!
Fresh off the Starship
by Ann Crawford
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GENRE: Women's Fiction / Humor
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BLURB:
Love to laugh? You'll enjoy this feel-good tale.
A
starbeing skyrockets to Earth from the other side of forever with a specific
assignment: to help steer humanity away from the collision course it's on. But
we all know how travel can get drastically diverted--instead of landing in
Washington, D.C., where she could assist on a grand geopolitical scale, she ends
up in...Kansas!
Wrong
place, right time? Join our shero on this whimsical journey as she pursues her
purpose as well as discovers the beauty of life and love on Earth.
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EXCERPT TWO:
Matt
hands her a large drink with a little mountain of fluffy white stuff on top,
with stripes of brown dripping down the mountainsides.
“Here,
got you extra whipped cream and lots of car’mul on top, just the way you like
it.”
Missy
takes a lick of the whipped cream and her eyes go wide. “Oh!”
“Well,
yer not supposed to lick it like an ice-cream cone. Sip it.”
She
does and then slaps her hand on the table.
“Missy!
You okay?”
“Oh,
my! How can you beings ever complain about anything?”
“How’s
that now?”
“Nothing.”
She takes another sip and moans again. Several customers seated nearby look
over at her.
“Missy,
sweetheart, can you calm yourself a bit?”
She
takes a bite of the round treat on a stick he’d set down by her. The moans
escalate.
“Geez,”
Matt says, trying to sink farther into his seat, “I feel like I’m straight out
of
When
Harry Met Sally.”
“Who’s
Harry? Who’s Sally?”
“The
main characters in one of yer favorite movies. You made me watch it at least
half a dozen times.”
She
takes another sip and bite. The moans escalate even more. By this time everyone
in the café is looking at her.
“Missy!
Perhaps we should eat these in the car.”
“Wherever
you want!”
The
customers in the café receive one more rendition of “Ohhhhhhhh!” as Matt leads
her out the door and she takes another sip of her drink.
Okay,
maybe it’s not thaaaat bad here.
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GUEST POST:
Here Are the Top Ten Reasons You’ll Love My Book:
Reasons
#7-10
–
It’ll make you laugh. Then it’ll make you laugh some more. And
after that you’ll laugh some more….and maybe even gigglesnort.
Reason
#6
–
The ebook is 99 cents right now!
Reason #
5 – The
story involves a handsome stud…a nice addition to any moment.
Reason
#4 –
It’s a fairly quick read, which is good, as most readers/
reviewers said that once they started the book, they couldn’t put it down.
Reason
#3 – In
between the entertaining moments, I explore some social issues—such as drug
abuse and PTSD in war veterans…some of the challenges we face that make us
humans even more incredible.
Reason
#2 – In
between the laughs, I drop in lots of wisdom about this wild-and-crazy human
experience we have going on here.
And the
#1 one reason you’ll love my book is (drumroll, please): it’ll
remind you and make you appreciate—from the ability of looking at life with
brand-new eyes—how fun, beautiful, glorious, amazing, astonishing, magical, and
miraculous this being-a-human thing is.
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AUTHOR BIO:
I'm a
fun-loving, world-traveling, high-flying, deep-diving, and living-to-the-max
author of eight books. When I'm not flying planes, scuba diving, climbing every
mountain (on the back of my husband’s motorcycle) or riding the world’s fastest
roller coasters, you can find me in my writing nest with a view of Colorado’s
Rocky Mountains out the window. I've lived all over--from both oceans white
with foam, to the prairie, and now to the mountain. Yes, a little backwards,
but what the hey.
My
bestselling and award-winning novels go as high and deep as I do—they’re
profound yet funny; playful although poignant; heart-opening and heart-lifting;
thought-provoking and inspiring; and edgy while universal. I'm also a
screenwriter and award-winning filmmaker and humanitarian.
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BOOK BUY LINKS
& BOOK SALE INFO:
**Fresh off the Starship is on SALE during the book tour for ONLY
$0.99!!!**
Amazon Kindle eBook:
Amazon Paperback:
Amazon Audiobook:
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GIVEAWAY INFO:
Ann will be awarding a $25 Amazon or B/N GC to a
randomly drawn winner via Rafflecopter during the tour.
**This post contains affiliate links and if clicked and a
purchase is made, I may receive a small commission to help support this
blog. This does not cost you anything,
it just helps pay for all those awesome giveaways on here.**
Ann ~ Good morning! Welcome to FAB! It is so great to have you here! Congrats on your new book and good luck on the book tour! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for hosting!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on this tour and thank for the opportunity to read about another great book out there to read. It helps out so I can find books I know my family will enjoy reading. Thanks as well for the giveaway.
ReplyDeleteWho is your favorite character in your book?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good book.
ReplyDeleteHi Everyone! FAB, thank you so much for hosting. It's so great to meet you all. Bernie, my favorite character is Missy, with Tommy a close second, and Linda a close third. But Missy is trying to figure out this being-a-human thing without letting on that she's not who they think she is...plus learning all the wonderful things about Earth...so that makes her a lot of fun.
ReplyDeleteSounds awesome, thanks for sharing the great post :)
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